Hyperthetical Café Rules


If I was to run a café there would be a sheet of paper pasted to the wall written in my angular script. There would be a few simple rules for the customers to keep in mind.

These are the rules:

  1. Serious and not solemn please.
  2. Geek arguments about Batman et al will be met with advanced literature and the ultimate deconstruction of your heroes.
  3. If the background noise starts to make you feel disembodied and loose your sense of self please donate a small amount to the Somafm jar.
  4. Be yourself, be cool.

One Comment

  1. Ripa July 28, 2010

    Reminds me of my tentative guidelines for the day when I finally have a club: “Respect the performers, respect the listeners, respect the space. We are one.”

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